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Real name: Simon
Age:21
Location: Rotorua
Car: 1996 200SX 190kw
Car Pics: Il post one as soon as i download one jst wiped my comp.
Action Pics: These are allowed to be illegal right? Il post one as soon as i download one jst wiped my comp.
What can you contribute so S-C:Less than "PC" Opinions on whatever subject, knowledge on anything silvia related iv heard about or experienced etc etc. plus i wont be asking how to change a tyre.
Where you heard about S-C: from SNZ
Job: Builder
Hobbies outside cars: Drinking, shooting shit, or a nice mix of both lol.
Who will vouch for you? hmm good question i only know people on here from snz really.
Everyone enjoys some lame jokes here you go:


A Mafia Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his former accountant.

The Godfather asks the accountant, "Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The accountant does not answer.

The Godfather asks again, "Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?"

The attorney interrupts, "Sir, the man is a deaf mute and cannot understand you, but I can interpret for you."

The Godfather says, "Well ask him where my fucking money is!" The attorney, using sign language, asks the accountant where the 3 million dollars is.

The accountant signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."

The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He doesn't know what you are talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a 9mm pistol, puts it to the temple of the accountant, cocks it says, "Ask him again where my fucking money is!"

The attorney signs to the accountant, "He wants to know where it is!"

The accountant signs back, "Okay, okay, okay! The money is hidden in a brown suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!"

The Godfather says, "Well....what did he say?"

The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He says...fuck off.....that you don't have the balls to pull the trigger you fucking pussy...I dare you."


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Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:18 pm
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Action Pics: These are allowed to be illegal right? Il post one as soon as i download one jst wiped my comp.


You dont even need to ask that question here :)

Pass once i see decent skid/dirf pic

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Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:49 pm
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Illegal is 100% fine, no cops round here.

Username on snz driftitup?

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Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:15 pm
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sweet. And na my username on snz is 200sydwayz.


Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:35 pm
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